Warning

Welcome to a place so useless that it doesn't deserve being read or written. Those who risk adventuring daring trying longing for yearning for acheiving getting some type of logic by using the human reasoning from the "information" (I quoted this word because I think that this is the fundamental essence lacking within these parragraphs) displayed here, will have to prepare themselves for a monstruous agony. Looking for any sense in the following lines can cause suicide on the reading being. Thank you, and we inconveine for any apology.

18/01/2009

Thinking of what?

Don't you find the "Always On Top" option that comes on several programs quite suggesting?

17/01/2009

Polilingua

Ich don't hablo pas Europanto.

16/01/2009

Beliefs

Do yo believe in giraffes? I don't. Nor does this guy.


Thanks to Steve Ibsen and www.g-shack.com

15/01/2009

Ever late than better

I am more usual than dyslexic.

14/01/2009

One more second, and it'll be later

I start this blog from the beggining, because if I started if from the end, all the words would be written sdrawkcab, and nobody would have a clue of what I am writing about, except of course those who live on the South Hemisphere (¿sehcib, ynnuf si sdaeh ruoy no gniklaw kniht ouy oD), and perhaps Michael Jackson. Do not be afraid to ask, everybody is welcome here, but be careful though, since this site will be full of (il)logical, cultural, stupid, etymological spikes trying to blow your brains out at every chance the have. Thank you, and have a nice time.

Etcetera.

18/08/2008

Necesitamos más Superamos

After having meditated about a request to translate my original blog into English, I've concluded that it would be a nice opportunity to practice some other language. Although there are certain things that can't be translated literally, I'll do an effort to accomplish this new goal in my life (you see how booored I am, don't you?), that will imply some time, but will satisfy every person who liked my original blog (probably 5 people? better no thinking of that, it makes me sad...).

So well, get ready, because here I come with some of the most useles literature you will ever find on Internet, that will eventually get translated also in French (when I get the time to, of course), and, who knows, probably some other language (Esperanto, German, Slovakian, Klingon, Catalan, Morse Code, and so on), to spread out my word and conquer the blogosphere, just as the Zerg do (search for the title of this entry on Google and you'll get an idea of what it means).

14/01/1974

Lack to the Future

Dear past self,

When you read this message, please note the submission date. You'll be surprised.

PS: Put on your vest, viteh.